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Whitman Wire

Vol. CLVII
Whitman news since 1896

Whitman Wire

Whitman news since 1896

Whitman Wire

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Looksmaxxing is For and Done Bi Men

Luther Harper, Opinion Columnist March 6, 2026

“You’re a chud. A sub-five, high-cortisol manlet with weak infraorbitals and a recessed mandible, you might as well reincarnate.” This is just one of the many types of comments one could find...

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