A virus with strange symptoms is circulating globally. The WHO believes the virus originated in a remote, forested region of the world. Initial reports of symptoms include fever, lethargy and vomiting. As symptoms progress, aggression and an unexplained urge to bite have been reported. It’s a sunny day in Walla Walla, and you’ve heard whispers about this novel virus – but you’re not concerned. You’re in Reid, trying to churn out an eight page paper while CNN drones on in the background. Suddenly, someone runs into the building. They’re screaming about being bitten. You’re confused, but soon more people run in. Some of them start biting indiscriminately.