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Whitman Wire

Vol. CLVI, CIRCUIT
Whitman news since 1896

Whitman Wire

Whitman news since 1896

Whitman Wire

Nope Outta There

May 14, 2025

You try to leave, but as you leave Mem you are accosted by the entirety of the President's Cabinet. They had tried to escape when the chaos first broke out, but they were quickly bitten by rogue students. Not...

Keep Invesitgating

May 14, 2025

You keep investigating, and quickly discover the source of the noise. The Philosophy Department has taken shelter in Mem, and are debating whether a Zombie has a 'soul.' You find them with their heads...

Do you Nope Outta There?

May 14, 2025

Why do you hate our Healthcare Heroes? You are ostracized for eternity a la The Last Of Us. Good riddance.

Do you Help?

May 14, 2025

You walk into the laboratory, and are immediately tackled by a Professor in a Hazmat suit. They already had enough zombie blood. What they needed was a test subject. You lose.

Do you run away?

May 14, 2025

You run away, making your way to Olin and hiding in bushes to steer clear of the Zombies. The doors are locked, but your swipe still works. You slip inside. The place is eerily quiet. You walk into one...

Do you go inside?

May 14, 2025

Cautiously, you enter the science building. Climbing over chairs and tables stacked together as a rudimentary barricade. Once inside, one of the BBMB majors approaches you cautiously. What's the best...

Do you stay in Mem?

May 14, 2025

You stay in Mem, and quickly discover what the source of the eery noise is. Sarah Bolton emerges from her office. I saw you on the security cameras, she growls, what's your business here? You answer,...

Do you Head to the Lab?

May 14, 2025

You grab the security guard's weapon and swiftly make your way to the Science Hall, only to find it barricaded. The BBMB majors peer from behind their makeshift barricade. They eye you with suspicion. I'm...

Mind Your Own Business

May 14, 2025

Choosing to mind your own business, you quickly get bored and pick up the most recent issue of The Wire to read. Enthralled by the amazing articles, illustrations and humor pieces, you find yourself thinking...

Investigate

May 14, 2025

You head to the 2nd floor of Mem. The carpeted stairs creak beneath you. Just as you reach the landing, the lights cut out. Only the red glow of the EXIT signs illuminate the hallway. As you listen for...

Mountains

May 14, 2025

On your way to the mountains, you run across the Women's Basketball Team. After a historic season, they banded together and made it out of Whitman on foot. You cram them all into your Subaru Crosstrek...

Wheat Fields

May 14, 2025

You make it to the wheat fields, but your trusty subaru runs out of gas. It seems like there's no one around, but you notice the wheat rustling. Then, you realize there's no wind. A zombie horde explodes...

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