Hot Take: Anyone who thinks they’re woke is a hypocrite if they leave their Bon-App dishes lying around campus on the garbage cans and stuff. It’s a tacky and thoughtless thing to do — take your dishes back to the dining hall.

Hot Take: You might consider listening to Devin the Dude more. Whitman culture by-and-large has opened me up to new rock and folk stuff and I think that’s very nice. However, the hip-hop game here is generally lacking, and would be enlivened, I think, by some righteous millenium-herb-stank.