Delta Gamma: The DGs won the freshmen dance competition last Friday and on Saturday beat the Kappas and the Thetas in the inter-greek football tournament. On Saturday the DGs have their chapter retreat, an alumni open house, a pinning ceremony and lastly their dance at the Underground. In the words of one Delta Gamma officer, the day will be “DG-rrific.” Indeed it will ladies, indeed it will.

Kappa Kappa Gamma: The Kappas initiated nine girls on Saturday. Next week the chapter has an etiquette dinner with Heidi Baldwin as well as an alumni reception celebrating the chapter’s 90th anniversary. The Kappas are excited about their upcoming section renovations, including hardwood floors in the chapter room and a refurbished TV lounge. Looks like “Grey’s Anatomy” just got that much more watchable.

Kappa Alpha Theta: The Thetas initiated six new members on Saturday. This Sunday the chapter has their senior breakfast as well as an alumni open house from 4––5 p.m.

Tau Kappa Epsilon: The TKEs beat the Phis and the Sigs in the inter-greek football tournament. Relatedly, the house is now more self-satisfied than ever. The TKEs are excited for Friday’s chorale contest as well as their alumni open house. Furthermore, the chapter is holding officer elections on Saturday.

Beta Theta Pi: The Betas have a new faculty advisor, Foreign Languages and Literatures Professor Nohemy Solorzano-Thompson. Also, the Betas are very excited (in a strictly ironic sense, of course) for their new speakers.

Phi Delta Theta: On April 30 the Phis have their spring scholarship dinner with Religion Professor John Walters. He will speak on karma.

Sigma Chi: On the weekend of May 3 and 4 the Sigs have the Sweetheart retreat in Sun River.

-Chase Cooper