Apocalypse Vibes Correspondents: Ayat’arrahman Mahmoudi & Sebastián Vera Cuevas

Sebas: Since the dawn of time we’ve patiently waited, predicted, and argued over how the world will end, and at long last it seems that one way or another, the apocalypse has finally happened—so who’s hosting the pregame?

Aya: Look, if the world’s ending and the undead are clawing at your panic room door, you might as well throw the best rave this side of humanity’s extinction. The zombie apocalypse doesn’t have to be all doom, gloom, and loud chewing noises. With the right vibes, drugs, and soundtrack (OUR PLAYLIST), you can turn your last week into a banger.

Sebas: On top of avoiding cleanup, if you play your cards just right you can crowdfund, because who needs retirement funds and a savings account when your only worry should be top-of-the-line event planning? Empty that 401k, king.

Aya: First, you have to secure a solid party zone. Abandoned warehouse? Excellent acoustics. Rooftop with one ladder? Even better—zombies hate stairs. Bonus points if there’s a working generator. You’ll need that for lights, music, and the blender (margaritas over mortality).

Sebas: Remember those reels you’d ignore about prisoners’ last meals on death row? Now you get to experience the rush of one last snack too! From cholesterol filled smash burgers and tacos to die for, to zombie themed drinks, pulling out all the stops is a must. Let’s see if all those hours you spent watching the Great British Baking Show paid off.

Aya: Dress code time! Fashion in a post-apocalypse is utility-meets-glam. Think chainmail halter top, BB belt meets tool belt , and duct tape as a statement piece with no bra. Bloodstains? Def, so 2026.

Sebas: You know the rules: serve always, even if it means finding a way to turn a hazmat into the next Met theme. It’s the perfect time to break out the (fittingly) camo Harris-Walz hat you’ve tried forgetting about since the election, or trying something new like a creatively cropped tank top some zombies helped you fashion during a particularly close call.

Aya: Does bluetooth still work in an apocalypse? Maybe spin a vinyl if you’ve got it. Acapella works too I guess. Even just that one guy who insists on reading poetry out loud randomly to show people that he’s a tortured writer is great—everyone brings something to the apocalypse table.

Sebas: This is your chance to unapologetically blast the tunes YOU love… maybe. If you’re willing to look past the nonzero chance we might all live just one more day, maybe it’s time to out yourself as a Belieber, or spare us all and play some Doja Cat instead. And karaoke? Mandatory during the apocalypse, but let’s talk about what we might need to get through some of those sets.

Aya: Pharmacology, my favorite part of this all. Survivalists will say, “Keep a clear head.” That’s boring. You’re about to die babes, take a tab and shake some. Here’s a rundown of our apocalypse-approved substances (assuming you raided a pharmacy before they all got destroyed).

• Weed: 
  • Aya: The classic. Chill, mellow, and pairs beautifully with watching burning buildings/trees and reminiscing about pre-zombie girl’s sunday brunches.
  • Sebas:What’s better than this? Whether it’s Indica, Sativa, or some crazy blend your dealer definitely sourced safely, now is the time to catch a vibe and have the conversations you could only ever have sober at 1am in the library. Or go nonverbal and blast your indie artist of choice.
• Shrooms: 
  • Sebas: The trip of a lifetime where you get to die and experience ego death while you realize the zombies aren’t evil, but a natural part of the cosmic cycle. 
  • Aya: For when you want the zombies to look like your unresolved trauma and your dance moves to become interpretive exorcisms.
• MDMA: 
  • Aya: Hug a fellow survivor like it’s the end of the world—because it is. Plus, nothing builds community faster than cuddling.
  • Sebas: Make the party last forever and experience a whole new textile universe as you discover what it feels like to brew coffee with redbull as water’s substitute.
• Nitrous Gas: 
  • Aya: It’s quick, it’s legal-ish, and nothing says “screw this shit” like sucking out of a balloon to get high. I can’t tell you where to find that much gas though.
  • Sebas: If long lasting drugs aren’t your speed, then Whippets might just be for you. 

Aya: Oh, and avoid meth and coke. Just… trust me. Nobody needs that much energy when you’re already being chased by cannibals that have their insides hanging out.

Sebas: Without further ado (literally, our time is VERY limited) let’s start partying like there’s no tomorrow… because there probably won’t be.

Plug: If you want some songs to beat the ever dead daylights out of some zombies to, check out our very own Apocalypse playlist! Scan the Spotify code or check out our FM List to listen to a masterpiece.