“My bear just got fucking amputated.”
“Did you thank Tay?”
“This duck is ripping my ear apart.”
“Malcolm X did it, and he got shot!”
“This is our mannequin, we play with it.”
“I want to top the last managing editor.”
“Why are their balls over news?”
“We should have send the Monty-Pyton tongue.”
“This is a really bad penis..”
