As we all know, there are many an academic building and/ or fine establishment on campus with luxurious bathrooms to pee in, but what if you’re out and about and need some relief immediately, or perhaps you’re too intoxicated to care? Well here is a guide to the best places to pee on campus: the fountain that everyone swims in, the organic garden (for the view of course, and to hang with the chickens), the beloved Marcus Whitman statue, the stage of the amphitheater, and last but definitely not least, outside of every frat because they’ll never notice!