Buzzfeed Releases New Quiz: Which Buzzfeed “Which Buzzfeed Quiz Are You” Quiz Are You?
September 18, 2017
If you looked at the title of the new Buzzfeed quiz and felt stupid, don’t worry, you can still read correctly. Fans of Buzzfeed have decided that after thousands of truly insightful quizzes on the website, they want one ultimate mega quiz that will tell them, finally, who they really are. And Buzzfeed said “challenge accepted.”
Naturally, only those who know where to look can find this omniscient quiz on the deep-dark inter-web, so I went undercover to get the realest-of-real scoops and asked the important question: “what’s the haps?”
After seven months of life in the dank basement of a secret community of Quzzfeed Buizzers (people of society that can’t resist a good internet “click”), and numerous interviews later, the scoop is finally in and here it is: one interviewee was told by the quiz that she would one day become famous enough to star on the show “Carpool Karaoke,” while another was told he would eventually eat a sandwich for lunch within the next three weeks, and that he would find his dream career working at Subway.
I’m happy to report that 50 percent of these quiz answers came true and that the Quzzfeed Buizzers are truly living their best lives. So there you have it, folks. Buzzfeed isn’t just a website where you can get all your most important news, but now also a website that has the quiz that can tell you your life’s trajectory, and who knows … maybe even if North Korea really can nuke us.