On a scale of one to 10, how hot are our varsity athletes?
4.5 Volleyball–Spandex isn’t flattering for anyone, but you pull it off pretty well.
9 M & W Cross Country–six-packs and 5 percent body fat, I’d tap that.
8.5 M & W Soccer–Nice ass(es).
10 W Swimming–Daaayyyuum those girls are fine. With those broad shoulders, big guns and hairy legs, who wouldn’t want that?
8 M Swimming–Overshadowed by the women’s team. Props for effort.
7 W Basketball–Attempt to bring back the side ponytail is honorable.
5 M Basketball–Beating the number one school in the nation … that’s kinda hot.
2 Baseball–Good squad. (Too many freshman.)
5.5 Tennis–Lacks diversity. Where da homies at?
Is there even a Golf team?
