Ruh-roh Shaggy! Looks like the old lighthouse has a real g-g-g-ghost problem! You know, I wouldn’t be surprised if one of the local half-breeds was responsible for this. As you must know Shaggy, the intermingling of races can only result in moral degradation and the loss of Aryan purity. Wouldn’t you agree, Shaggy? S-S-Shaggy? Ruh-roh! Oh, there you are Shaggy! You had me worried! Almost as worried as I am about the desegregation of our schools. As the inimitable Mr. Wallace says, “Segregation today, segregation tomorrow, segregation forever.” He couldn’t be more right; we must not bend to will of radicals and Communists. Right Shaggy? Wait a minute . . . if I’m here . . . and you’re here . . . then who’s THAT!?!? Ruh-roh! I hope he’s not a darkie.
