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Vol. CLIV, Issue 10
Whitman news since 1896

Whitman Wire

Whitman news since 1896

Whitman Wire

Another view from the Greek system

Letter to the Editor March 5, 2009

EDITOR, I appreciate the concerns some independents present regarding the conformity the Greek system fosters on campus.   However, I'd like to remind the substantial majority of the campus not affiliated...

Let us be honeybees

William Lawrence March 5, 2009

I'm writing from the Powershift '09 conference, a congregation of 11,000 students and young people from across the country to address the problem of climate change. It is at once inspiring to witness the...

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Sororities plan to colonize Whitman

Lisa Curtis and Alex Kerr March 5, 2009
While sipping wine and texting on their matching red blackberries, two sorority women confessed their plans to colonize Whitman. Apparently, Whitman has been violating international Greek law (not the country) and has entirely too many girls for Whitman's three sororities to handle. “If the fire department ever saw how many girls we squeeze into our chapter room, shit would go down," said Kappa Kappa Gamma Recruitment Chair Sarah Deming. Pan-Hellenic chair Rachel Wallace has decided to take the matter into her own hands, forming a committee to find sororities interested in starting a chapter at Whitman, a process she refers to as “colonizing." “If they're interested in colonizing us they will send us sorority propaganda," said Wallace.

Questions about us: Google is not God

Gary Wang February 26, 2009

Technology is supposed to save us. Save us from disease (vaccines), from loneliness (Facebook) and from ourselves (car airbags).   Pills can prevent exhaustion, congestion and even birth. Virtual reality...

It’s Ridiculous: Whitman students find their terrorist side, apparently

Derek Thurber February 26, 2009

I am not a raving lunatic, a robber or a vandal. I am not a murderer or a bully. I can't even hurt a fly. I am a Whitman Student.   So, it's just ridiculous that Whitman students' ID cards do not give...

Let’s talk about sexy

Spencer Janyk February 26, 2009

Bodies are sexual and rhythmic, they sing and laugh and talk. Sometimes bodies ache or hurt. Sometimes they get drunk or fall asleep. Bodies can keep secrets: bruises, marks, tattoos, holes. Bodies...

Oil drilling in Alaska will help save economy

Bryant Fong February 26, 2009
I ask you the question of where Obama is going to get the money to fund his alternative energy initiatives. While I do support a change to alternative energy, and I myself have never been to Alaska, I am having difficulty seeing feasible options other than tapping our Northern oil sources. The national deficit, courtesy of the previous administration, amounts to about an 11 trillion dollar deficit (US national deficit clock). To generate funds for an alternative energy future, perhaps it is necessary for the United States to start exporting more products while importing fewer products. One of the highly demanded products on the U.S. and worldwide market is sweet light crude oil. In this case, the U.S. has known reserves to mine which can generate funds for the push to alternative energy.

Coalition against Homophobia

February 26, 2009

This guest column is written by Liam Mina. Patreese Johnson. Renata Hill. Venice Brown. Terrain Dandridge. Chenese Loyal. Lania Daniels. Khamysha Coates. Ever heard of any of these women? I didn't think...

Greek shirts fittingly convey conformity culture

G.L.S. February 26, 2009

William Lawrence, in last week's column, was right to criticize the creative bankruptcy of Greek shirts lazily sporting co-opted corporate logos. As a first-year I was baffled by a shirt that declared...

No surprises in Hillary Clinton’s China stance

William Lawrence February 26, 2009

Last week, my colleague Jesús Vasquez asked if Hillary Clinton would broach controversial human rights issues on her trip to China. The Secretary of State definitively answered him this week in a...

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Americans in Paris—really?

Margaux Cameron February 26, 2009

In his column last week, Connor mentioned the girl I met who didn't know the movie Amélie. This was my first introduction to Americans in Paris.   Why do some people choose to study abroad? Within...

Cervical Health Awareness Month

Letter to the Editor February 26, 2009

EDITOR, January marks the advent of a new year and provides a fresh opportunity for women to make their health a priority. During Cervical Health Awareness Month, Planned Parenthood is urging women,...

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