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Vol. CLVI, CIRCUIT
Whitman news since 1896

Whitman Wire

Whitman news since 1896

Whitman Wire

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Whitman’s Himbo Epidemic

Bex Heimbrock, Opinion Editor November 9, 2023

Whitman College is facing a Himbo epidemic. They’re here; lurking in the corners of classrooms, eating alongside the rest of us at Cleve and attempting to string together a conversation at parties...

Underappreciated, Overworked: Life with Bon Appétit

Lily Yost, Opinion Columnist November 9, 2023

August marked the beginning of my third year working at Whitman’s Cleveland Commons café. Overall, I really enjoy my job. I cherish the bonds I've formed with coworkers and the skills I've honed as...

Rocky: Beyond the Lingerie and Sex Toys

Faith Crossan, Opinion Columnist November 9, 2023

As the cold October chill set in, and the campus tours came to an end, Whitman College was sparked with the resurgence of life: "The Rocky Horror Picture Show." The less clothing, the better – people...

The Lie of Terrorism

Garrett Schreiber, Opinion Columnist November 2, 2023

As I sat in Memorial Hall on Wednesday, Oct. 25th, the students surrounding me called for President Sarah Bolton to recognize the Palestinian genocide occurring in Gaza. In response, President Bolton said,...

Liberal Arts’ Ego Problem

Faith Crossan, Opinion Columnist November 2, 2023

The Venn diagram between Whitman students and inflated egos is a circle. We’re all guilty of having some sort of “better than most” mentality – whether you choose to admit it or not. Even Marriage...

Letter to the Editor: A Teachable Moment

Julie Charlip, Professor of History, Emerita November 2, 2023

This is what professors like to call a teachable moment. As one of the few Jewish faculty (albeit emerita) associated with Whitman, I feel compelled to weigh in on the report that Jewish students are...

Cuh Dey Board vs Cat Whiskers: Our Content Communities

Bex Heimbrock, Opinion Columnist November 2, 2023

In Dec. 2018, DanandPhilGAMES, the fastest growing YouTube channel at the time, went on an indefinite hiatus. A year later, after a long period of silence, both Dan Howell and Phil Lester (or Dan and Phil...

How Cruel Is The Golden Rule?

Faith Crossan, Opinion Columnist October 26, 2023

Everyone’s heard it. I’d even feel safe to say everyone’s heard it more than once. The notorious Golden Rule: Treat others how you wish to be treated. It was probably hung high in your elementary...

OP-ED: Never Solidarity Before Criticism

Dorothea Orth-Smith, Junior October 26, 2023

In an email recently forwarded to the Whitman student body, six faculty members condemned Hamas’s actions in Southern Israel. While Hamas’ killing of civilians is clearly a tragic crime, the email...

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The NFL’s Objectification of Taylor Swift

Garrett Schreiber, Opinion Columnist October 26, 2023

Amidst endless dating rumors, Taylor Swift has been in attendance for three of the Kansas City Chiefs’ last four games to watch tight end Travis Kelce. The NFL has grabbed onto this new relationship...

Why Size Matters

Lily Yost, Opinion Columnist October 19, 2023

I finally decided to leave the iPhone cult and hop on the Android bandwagon. I got a Unihertz Jelly 2. It’s a $180 smartphone with a three-inch display and a perimeter the size of a credit card.  There...

Letter to the Editor: Meeting full financial need

Eli Robinson, Alumni, Class of 2015 October 19, 2023

Dear donors, students and alumni,  I am writing today to push the college to do the maximum good regarding their promise to meet “full need” of their students via the Upward Together financial...

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