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Whitman Wire

Vol. CLIV, Issue 10
Whitman news since 1896

Whitman Wire

Whitman news since 1896

Whitman Wire

Armed with tank, board of trustees attacks protestors

Kyle Seasly October 16, 2014
Under cover of darkness, on the bottom floor of a dank and poorly lit parking structure, I met a man who referred to himself only as “Cleveland Steamer.” He was an old friend and sometimes source, who worked for the federal government and did not like to be called at his office. What he revealed to me blew me away.
The adventures of Hawk and Ham

The adventures of Hawk and Ham

Kyle Seasly October 3, 2014

Illustration by Lya Hernandez. Darkness washed down upon the London streets like rain –– it was also raining, too, if that was unclear. I mean it was London, it rains all the time there. No wonder...

Neil deGrasse Tyson embraces creationism at Cordiner talk

Neil deGrasse Tyson embraces creationism at Cordiner talk

Kyle Seasly September 18, 2014
Astronomer Neil deGrasse Tyson surprised many at his talk at Cordiner Hall on Thursday, Sept. 11, when he whole-heartedly embraced creationism as a legitimate origin story and dismissed all of his previous scientific pursuits.

Whitman College partners with Walla Walla Penitentiary

Kyle Seasly September 18, 2014
Last week, the Whitman campus was shaken as a New York Times’ article ranked Whitman as the least economically diverse college out of a group of more than 90 schools. Though the ranking has drawn criticism, with some arguing that it isn’t a fair assessment as it fails to incorporate some other factors, the ranking still holds some truth for many students who agree that Whitman is lacking in diversity.
Close Reading of Nostradamus Reveals Freshman Will Probably Be Shitty at Partying for about Another 2 Months

Close Reading of Nostradamus Reveals Freshman Will ‘Probably Be Shitty at Partying for about Another 2 Months’

Kyle Seasly September 11, 2014
The Whitman founders Marcus and Narcissa themselves were avid readers of Nostradamus. In fact, Marcus’ quote, “My plans require time and distance,” was a shortened version of the original quote cut to make Whitman more appealing to bougie west-coast city dwellers, a conspiracy in its own right.
President Ponts Pledges New Beginnings in Final Year

President Ponts Pledges “New Beginnings” in Final Year

Kyle Seasly September 11, 2014
There are moments in life that can capture the true nature of a man’s soul. This underpaid reporter experienced one such moment last week. Gazing down upon the plebeian horde below him from his secret office in the Clocktower of the Memorial Building, Whitman College President Jorge Ponts said one word to this underfed reporter before he descended and made his annual “Kick off the Year" speech on the steps of the Memorial Building: “Sheep.”

Affirmative Action Ruling Maintains Inequality

Kyle Seasly April 24, 2014
On March 4, 1801, Thomas Jefferson proclaimed in his first inaugural address, “All, too, will bear in mind this sacred principle, that though the will of the majority is in all cases to prevail, that will to be rightful must be reasonable; that the minority possess their equal rights, which equal law must protect, and to violate would be oppression.”

Federal Campaign Reform Requires Transparency

Kyle Seasly April 10, 2014
Since the Supreme Court defined money as speech in Buckley v. Valeo, United States federal elections have become increasingly more akin to an ad campaign selling the latest American lager than a model republic’s electoral process.
E-cigs Turn Beta Members into X-men

E-cigs Turn Beta Members into X-men

Kyle Seasly April 3, 2014
Members of the Beta Theta Pi community have developed superhuman powers, of the X-Men variety following a recent obsession with E-Cigarettes.

Obama Displays Steadiness in Crisis

Kyle Seasly March 6, 2014
President Obama’s steady hand has helped guide him through a multitude of crises internationally. Although his foreign policies of drone use and internal surveillance are frustrating, his level-headed approach to crises allow him to come out on top.
Lessons of Obamas Presidency Should Not Be Saved for Farewell Address

Lessons of Obama’s Presidency Should Not Be Saved for Farewell Address

Kyle Seasly February 20, 2014
When George Orwell first arrived in Barcelona in 1936, as described in "Homage to Catalonia," he believed he had witnessed a legitimate and profound social revolution. “Every shop and café had an inscription saying that it had been collectivized … Waiters and shop-walkers looked you in the face and treated you as an equal. Servile and even ceremonial forms of speech had temporarily disappeared. Nobody said 'Señor' or 'Don' or even 'Usted;' everyone called everyone else 'Comrade' and 'Thou,' and said 'Salud!' instead of 'Buenos días,'” he said. The social revolution, however, collapsed months later and the people of Barcelona returned to their old ways. The opportunity, Orwell insisted, was missed because the government of Spain insisted on moderation rather than pushing revolution.

EDM, Disco Share Cultural Niche

Kyle Seasly December 12, 2013
I know I can recall the silly outfit that John Travolta wore on the cover of "Saturday Night Fever". His outfit, which represented the peak of disco of popularity for disco, made it seem like he was emerged from a different, sillier reality. Discothèques or discos emerged in the 1970s and peaked in the latter part of the decade. They represented a place where urban bourgeoisie people could dance, snort cocaine and socialize. It offered an alternative music to the domination of rock music. Discos were also notorious for their sexual promiscuity — on and off the dance floor.
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