I like dancing to club and house/trance/techno music, but this weekend I’m going to this frat party and I just KNOW the only thing they’re going to play is hip hop. And not only do I not know how to dance to hip hop, but I don’t like it. The only thing girls are going to do there is shake their butts and grind with guys and I’m not into that…soo I don’t know what to do! Does anyone know of anything I can do at a frat party instead of dancing?
: Scared to Shake
Scared,
Any fraternity worth its weight in salt will have a wide array of activities available at a typical social function. Here are a few: “shotgunning” beers, boat races, flip-cup, Beirut, Kings, asshole, quarters, caps, ride the bus, and up the river/down the river. If the frat is pretty classy, they might also have some mellower games, like beer chess, beerchesi, beergammon, beeropoly, chutes and beers or connect-four-beers. I should warn you that there is a chance you will be going to a “dry” frat house.
This mythic and fantastical beast is a lot like any other frat you’ll wake up in at 2:15 in the afternoon wondering what day it is and where your left eyebrow went, with the notable exception that the men have all taken a pledge to keep the evil spectre of alcohol out of their house. What this means for you is that you will have to look for the games I mentioned in a house nearby, or drink with friends before you go (this maneuver is commonly referred to as the “pre-funk”).
That said, I would really advise you to dance however the hell you want to. You don’t even have to drink. One day you’re going to grow up and get a Roth IRA, and when that day comes you’ll look back and take stock of your life. If you don’t go to this party and have a good time, you’ll be depriving yourself of the vague, hazy memories that will become so important later, when your body has turned to mush and you don’t understand the garbage your kids listen to.
Hi this is because I loved a girl in the school and she refused me and because she loved a boy in school and she slept with him I did not care for that but even though knowing all this I loved her but she said we will be friends in the college I loved a girl she says that she loves me but my friends say that she doesn’t she is like a chameleon she changes her word now and then so what should I do I love her very much she to my friend that she feel afraid to propose me because if she does now and later with any one of us will change our mind then its a lose to us and we get the feeling that its all lost nor if she accepts now and if ur parents dont accept it then wat to do so she says to me once that she will make her parents to agree and the next time I ask her she says no I wont be able to do that so she says I want u to do a govt job I will look after u well and she says I am afraid I cant understand this I want to know whether she is playing with or she is afraid how to find out.
: Jittery in Lyman
Jittery,
Just because you have Meal Plan C does not mean that you need to buy more than one quad-shot chai charger in a day.
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