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Local Fuck-Buddies Forced to Define the Relationship after Gnarly Mid-Coital Fart

Annelise Ellingboe, Ergonomic Keyboard Mating Specialist

February 15, 2018

Saturday night, 11:00 p.m.-- After the fire alarm went off at Sig, two fuck buddies stumbled away to a Jewett room in hopes to find no-strings-attached fun on a carefree weekend night. However, a mid-coital fart suffocated their merriment, and forced them to discuss where their relationship was going....

The Importance of Traveling with Like-Minded People

A canal in Venice.

Aleida Fernandez

February 10, 2014

My week-long trip to Italy started out as a disaster. Not only was our train to Florence canceled two times due to snow, but our first encounter with staff from the Austrian train company, Ã–BB, left a rotten taste in our mouths as they helped everyone but us get a refund. Our vacation was looking...

Meat’s Contribution to Climate Change

Meat's Contribution to Climate Change

Dani Hupper

October 17, 2013

It probably seems impossible to give up sizzling bacon with your eggs in the morning, barbecue ribs right off the charcoal grill or Grandma's roasted Thanksgiving turkey. But if you're seriously committed to minimizing your carbon footprint, consuming less meat may be the simplest, most effective decision you can ...

Sustainable Walla Walla Makes Plans for Earth Day, Future Collaborations

Emily Lin-Jones

February 7, 2013

Students, city council members and representatives from around the community gathered for a meeting of local working group Sustainable Walla Walla in the Walla Walla Public School District board room Tuesday night, Feb. 5. Attendees shared their own efforts to promote sustainability in the community...

Aquaponics best means to increase local food

Danielle Broida

December 6, 2012

Food justice has quickly become the latest environmental buzz. "Eat local" campaigns have spread across the nation, seen primarily in the rise in farmers' markets from 1,755 markets in 1994 to over 7,864 in 2012. However, local alone does not mean sustainable or good. Bon Appétit, marketed as "food services for a sustainable future," has noticed the ...

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