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Shocked congressmen realize Capitol Building looks like a boob

Shocked congressmen realize Capitol Building looks like a boob

CJ Fritz, Old Bowl of Pasta

November 9, 2018


Filed under Humor

Washington, D.C. – On a rainy day in the nation’s capital, two aging senators nervously sip scotch in a chic bar, too disturbed to make eye contact with each other. I sit across from Senators Schuck Chumer and McCitch Monnell wondering how two of the palest men in the nation managed to look eve...

Democrats Must Change to Succeed

Democrats Must Change to Succeed

Harry Kelso, Columnist

January 25, 2018


Filed under OPINION

The last time we had a national election in 2016, the Whitman campus was in disarray. It is now 2018, and the political world is in disarray about whether or not the Democratic Party will control the House of Representatives and/or the Senate by year’s end. Many believe that Donald Trump’s unprecedented...

NSA Activity Cannot be Ignored

Bill Landefeld

December 5, 2013


Filed under OPINION

Just when you thought you could escape the madness of class just before finals, Edward Snowden and Glenn Greenwald leak another classified National Security Agency (NSA) document that shakes the world. While their revelations that were released over the summer told the world about the expansiveness...

Passage of Legislative Agenda Requires Parlimentary Reform

Daniel Merritt

February 21, 2013


Filed under Columnists, OPINION

Last Tuesday, President Obama laid out his vision for the next year in the State of the Union: His agenda included comprehensive immigration reform, gun control and expansion of American manufacturing. Optimistically, we may see a number of these issues addressed in the next four years.What we can't...

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