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Shocked congressmen realize Capitol Building looks like a boob

Shocked congressmen realize Capitol Building looks like a boob

CJ Fritz, Old Bowl of Pasta

November 9, 2018


Filed under Humor

Washington, D.C. – On a rainy day in the nation’s capital, two aging senators nervously sip scotch in a chic bar, too disturbed to make eye contact with each other. I sit across from Senators Schuck Chumer and McCitch Monnell wondering how two of the palest men in the nation managed to look eve...

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