In Drake’s new music video for HYFR, he gets “re-bar mitzvah’d as a re-commitment to the Jewish religion.” Now that he is of legal age and loaded, he can have a real rager, as opposed to the relatively mild bar mitzvah he enjoyed as a 13-year-old. He has set the bar for these re-bar mitzvahs to include naked women dancing, Lil Wayne in a panda hat and the combo of stunna shades with a yarmulke. This idea of re-commitment has inspired other famous American Jews to follow suit. Andy Samberg is expected to get re-bar mitzvah’d this June. There are speculations of a $2 million budget and  special appearances by T-Pain, Akon and other famous celebrities. We can only hope Samberg’s re-bar mitzvah is recorded as well and turned into an SNL Digital Short. Some of the Jewish community was offended by the inappropriateness of parts of Drake’s re-bar mitzvah, but so far, the only statement Drake has released on the issue was, “hell yeah, hell yeah, fuckin’ right.”