Whitman Wire

History Department to Fill Vacancy with Software

Chris Hankin, Handkerchief's Son

April 1, 2018

Having tried unsuccessfully for two years to convince administration that students at a Liberal Arts school need to learn twentieth century American history, the department is experimenting with digital alternatives. ProfessorBot is a program that simulates the pedagogy and knowledge of a Princeton PH...

Local Fuck-Buddies Forced to Define the Relationship after Gnarly Mid-Coital Fart

Annelise Ellingboe, Ergonomic Keyboard Mating Specialist

February 15, 2018

Saturday night, 11:00 p.m.-- After the fire alarm went off at Sig, two fuck buddies stumbled away to a Jewett room in hopes to find no-strings-attached fun on a carefree weekend night. However, a mid-coital fart suffocated their merriment, and forced them to discuss where their relationship was going....

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