Hilda, I’m writing from a stop light. It is red, and as far as I know, that means stop. I must admit, I do not  have a license and have done very little driving in general, so this has been a very...

You may have heard that Whitman College recently made some changes to its college application requirements. For one, submitting standardized test scores is now optional. Students no longer have to feel...

On Monday night, the Walla Walla Police Department responded to an urgent report that someone was found after-hours in the basement of Whitman College’s Reid Campus Center. According to a member of the...

This past month, the Whitman admissions office has extended official campus tours to include coverage of the new residence hall, which is scheduled to open by the beginning of the 2018-2019 school year. Prospective...

UH OH! It’s that time of year again: a day between Feb. 19 and Mar. 20, AKA Pisces Season! Pisces, whose symbol is two fish swimming in opposite directions, are often linked with harmony and emotions....

Another lively event has shaken, yet again, the campus of Whitman College. For the third time this week, a junior student has gone to bed with both socks certainly on their feet, but woken up with just...

You’ve heard of Urban Dictionary, but now it’s time to get ready for the newest trend in making the vernacular accessible to all – Rural Thesaurus. Rural Thesaurus offers thousands of new synonyms...

Be gluten free Slap your friends Cut into a doily for aesthetic reasons Soak up spilled liquids Take notes on in class Feed the ducks Use as a floaty device when your boat capsizes ...

Power and Privilege faces yet again the onslaught of white feminists as the Symposium’s date approaches.  This problem, a yearly challenge for the planners of P&P, returns yet again in the form...

I have never peed my pants, and I never will! Yessiree, this girl’s got excellent bladder control. I can go all day without a single leak. A lot of people are surprised when I tell them that. They say,...

On the morning of February 9, a large and very noisy disturbance was underway at the JFK airport in Queens, New York. Some witnesses reported hearing the commotion from hundreds of yards away, sitting...

Twas a dark and stormy Sunday evening in February, and all eyes were on the true super-heroes of America: the modern day football player. As the giant stallions galloped around the field, biceps bulging...