Snacks, Gas Money Provided for 4-Day Carpool Ride, but not Good Times
Ann Karneus, Corn Nut Addict
• October 12, 2018
Area Man Accidentally Voices Opinion on Israel
CJ Fritz, Notorious Jew
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Reid Airlines Takes Off!
Anthony Reale, Tooth Fairy's Ex-Wife
• October 8, 2018
BIRKENSTALKER SITUATION NEUTRALIZED
CJ Fritz, Professional Kissing Booth Attendee
• October 8, 2018
Feeling Extra Rebellious Whitman Student Steals a Chair From Tennis Tournament, Sets it in the Middle of Ankeny, Sits on it, Runs Away.
Maddie Ott, Interested in Narcotics and Black Market Frisbees
• October 8, 2018
All campus statues to be retrofitted with speakers that endlessly blast “Business to Learn”
Anthony Reale, Corbin Bleu Impersonator
• September 28, 2018
Whitman changes mascot to Shrek to break Whitman bubble, integrate local onion culture
AE, Imitation Freegan
• September 28, 2018
First-year breaks through with ingenious new reading of Marx
Ann Karneus, Rejected Mathlete
• September 28, 2018
Oblivious Walla Walla tourist verging on third week at Stanton after mistaking it for resort
AQ, Hard-Boiled Leg
• September 28, 2018
Adidas customers burning merchandise after latest scandal
CJ Fritz, Three Corns Stacked in a Trenchcoat
• September 28, 2018
Sorority Recruitment Kicks Off With New Acrobatics Portion of the Selection Process
Maude Lustig, Hot "No Diggity" Dog
• September 24, 2018
Panhellenic cancels Sorority recruitment in light of giant bird destroying tea sandwich table
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