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Skeleton has no BODY to go to the dance with

Skeleton has no BODY to go to the dance with

Maude Lustig, Three Stomachs

October 31, 2019

Awww, how sad :( This skeleton has no BODY to go to the dance with (get it?). One month ago the skeleton made a very public prom-posal to Jennifer Beef, the most popular girl in the senior class. They filled her locker with dirt and loose rocks before school. When Jennifer opened the locker, the rocks an...

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