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Vol. CLIV, Issue 9
Whitman news since 1896

Whitman Wire

Whitman news since 1896

Whitman Wire

Gisten Tavin and the Order of the Duck

Gisten Tavin and the Order of the Duck

Melina Hughes April 3, 2014
Students of Whitman College, led by Gisten Tavin, Ryan Bro and Sathan Nanny, have banded together in order to form Watercrossings's Army in support of our wronged president and in order to learn truly how to defend themselves from Whatshisname.
ASWC Standoff Over Bylaw Interpretation Enters 11th Day

ASWC Standoff Over Bylaw Interpretation Enters 11th Day

Shelly Le April 3, 2014
As the student government shutdown heads into its 11th day, no senators nor members of the ASWC Administration appear ready to budge from their positions.
E-cigs Turn Beta Members into X-men

E-cigs Turn Beta Members into X-men

Kyle Seasly April 3, 2014
Members of the Beta Theta Pi community have developed superhuman powers, of the X-Men variety following a recent obsession with E-Cigarettes.
Liberal Arts Graduates Solve World Peace

Liberal Arts Graduates Solve World Peace

Pamela London April 3, 2014
At long last, the wait is over. The problem of world peace has been solved—by liberal arts students, nonetheless.

Production Night Live Blog for April 2

Pamela London April 2, 2014

What follows is a faithful account of the production of Issue 8 (taking place the evening of April 2/early morning of April 3) as witnessed by me, The Pioneer's Editor-in-Chief. 4:11 p.m.: I (Managing...

Police Inaction Leads to Destruction of the Condemned House

Police Inaction Leads to Destruction of the Condemned House

Evelyn Levine March 28, 2013

The Walla Walla Police Department decided to implement a new strategy with the parties at Condemned: Do nothing. "Because parties are nearly every weekend, we thought to try to let the party manage...

17 Percent of Students Too Drunk to Take Survey

Lachlan Johnson March 28, 2013

Whitman's annual student lifestyle survey has revealed that 17 percent of students have too many drinks on the average weekend to fill out the questionnaire. Administered by the Whitman Office of Propaganda...

(Not) Eating Bin Food: A How-to Guide

Karah Kemmerly March 28, 2013
Bin food getting you down? Solve your mealtime woes with this handy guide on how not to eat whatever is inside those white containers.
Frank.  Photo by Marie von Hafften.

Typewriters Next Generation of Computing

Blair Hanley Frank March 28, 2013
Typewriters are the next big tech thing, think I'm wrong?
Virgins Are Immoral

Virgins Are Immoral

Kyle Seasly March 28, 2013
If you're not having sex, you're not doing your part to move society forward.

Letter to the Editor, Jack Issue version

Letter to the Editor March 28, 2013

To the editor, This piece was so obtuse that it came across as nothing more than a writer learning that he or she can write the word "penis" in print and not get in trouble. Once taught that belief,...

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