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A Whittie walks into the green...
So, I was on the bus with my mom...
What do you call an undercover duck?
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Students of Whitman College, led by Gisten Tavin, Ryan Bro and Sathan Nanny, have banded together in order to form Watercrossings's Army in support of our wronged president and in order to learn truly how to defend themselves from Whatshisname.
Men just can't seem to understand women's bodies. From the wandering womb to the excessive ear hair, female anatomy is one big fat mystery. Here are a few little-known facts about the female body to help enlighten our male readers.
Ladies! Tired of fashion magazines' unattainable standards of beauty? We have the latest and greatest spring trends that will also help you smash the patriarchy.
