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Vol. CLVI, Issue 2
  • February 15WOMEN'S BASKETBALL DOMINATES PACIFIC U 80-56 / KORIN BAKER BREAKS CAREER HIGH IN POINTS!
  • February 15MEN'S BASKETBALL TRIUMPH OVER PACIFIC U ON SENIOR NIGHT! FINAL SCORE: 76-67
Whitman news since 1896

Whitman Wire

Whitman news since 1896

Whitman Wire

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A guide to being normal and having friends at Whitman

Isabella Hunter, Columnist April 28, 2022

In case you couldn’t read the room, this is satire.  I’m assuming you’re reading this because, let’s face it, you need the help. You’ve found yourself with nothing better to do on a Friday...

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