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In An Attempt to Smash Society’s Expectations, Men Across the Nation are Giving Birth

Winston Weigand, Slytherin Apologist

February 9, 2017

“Like, I feel like every year has a new energy. And I feel like this year is really about, like the year of just realizing stuff. And everyone around me, we’re all just like realizing things.” This excerpt from a Kylie Jenner announcement video, although intricately prepared and beautifully spoke...

Jackpage: Understanding babies

Jack Swain

April 30, 2015

A week or two ago I went to Safeway and something really wild happened. I was minding my own business, contemplating the cereal aisle, when I came across a baby. She was standing up, wearing a fuzzy blue onesie and a full head of blonde hair. Her parents were nowhere to be seen. It was just me and the...

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