Whitman Wire

Fielding Schaefer, Humor Writer

Nov 19, 2020
Gmail will alert students about misleading emails this spring (Story)
Nov 05, 2020
Whitman prodigy drops out to pursue political Instagramming full-time (Story)
Oct 29, 2020
Trump’s ‘Fake News’ was just The Wire humor section all along (Story)
Oct 15, 2020
The key to an in-person spring semester: Remote Zoom sex (Story)
Oct 01, 2020
Unexpected guests in Jewett Hall Airbnb (Story)
Sep 24, 2020
A climate-denier’s guide to all this smoke (Story)
Sep 17, 2020
Marcus Whitman statue posted to listserv scribbled burgundy in MS paint (Story)
May 06, 2020
Local man to sell his antibodies online (Story)
Mar 12, 2020
To increase accessibility, OP will host initiation in wilderness of Ankeny Field (Story)
Feb 27, 2020
Tips and tricks to get the best bang for your buck at Cleveland Commons (Story)
Feb 13, 2020
my.Whitman ups its stalking potential by listing crush’s current location (Story)
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