Elise Sanders
| Apr 23, 2020 | The problem with celebrity “charity” (Story) |
| Apr 22, 2020 | Renowned Dwight Schrute GIF now considered in poor taste (Story) |
| Apr 04, 2020 | The consequences of panic buying (Story) |
| Mar 05, 2020 | Gen Z humor is the new Dadaist movement (Story) |
| Feb 27, 2020 | Immortal born on Leap Year celebrates 100th birthday (Story) |
| Feb 20, 2020 | Are corporate monopolies killing choice? (Story) |
| Feb 20, 2020 | Simple steps to becoming an Instapoet (Story) |
| Feb 10, 2020 | Amazon announces plans to purchase Whitman College (Story) |
| Feb 02, 2020 | WWIII isn’t going to happen, but you should still care (Story) |
| Dec 12, 2019 | First-year spontaneously combusts after saying something dumb in Encounters (Story) |
| Dec 05, 2019 | Birkenstock-clad student gets frostbite on toes (Story) |
| Nov 14, 2019 | Tattoo sleeves do little to keep area man warm (Story) |
| Oct 28, 2019 | Top 5 candies to hand out for a bitchin’ Halloween (Story) |
| Oct 24, 2019 | Atmosphere at nice restaurant ruined by local six-year-old (Story) |
| Oct 09, 2019 | Top five x-treme skincare tips for bros (Story) |
| Oct 03, 2019 | Pensive Victorian poet poetically coughs blood into handkerchief (Story) |