Whitman Wire

Ashlyn Quintus

May 16, 2020
Ashlyn and Annelise say bye bye :'( (Story)
Apr 09, 2020
Six things to do again because you have no choice! (Story)
Apr 05, 2020
April Fools’ Day reported to have “hit different” this year (Story)
Dec 12, 2019
Student can’t wait to get out of class and get a head start on lying in bed (Story)
Nov 07, 2019
Child who received weed Halloween candy realizes he’s more of an indica kid (Story)
Oct 19, 2019
Whitman Arts Corner: An SNL review from Regis, Whitman’s oldest student (Story)
Sep 26, 2019
Uh Oh: Area Woman’s Day Sucks After Grim Co-Star Update (Story)
Apr 25, 2019
Whitman Junior’s Mother Knows More About Internet Meme Culture Than Her Son (Story)
Feb 28, 2019
Whitman Student Relocates Third Time in One Hour After Getting No Homework Done at Previous Location (Story)
Feb 24, 2019
Miracle: Local White Person Hates White Supremacy and Now It Doesn’t Exist! (Story)
Feb 08, 2019
Student Casually Closes Out of Forgotten Porn Tab in Front of Class Before Giving Powerpoint (Story)
Nov 29, 2018
Unfair: Whitman Student Has Ridiculously Productive Break (Story)
Oct 31, 2018
I fart too big & no one is nice about it (Story)
Oct 13, 2018
Wow: Everyone’s Pissed and Exhausted (Story)
Sep 28, 2018
Oblivious Walla Walla tourist verging on third week at Stanton after mistaking it for resort (Story)
Mar 08, 2018
Tragic: Apolitical Man Can Only Identify with Memes (Story)
Feb 22, 2018
Again!? Fell Asleep With Both Socks On and Woke Up with Just One (Story)
Feb 08, 2018
Whitman Student Still Facing Backlash for Opening and Finishing an Entire Bag of Chips in the Quiet Room (Story)
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