Whitman Wire

Annelise Ellingboe

Mar 12, 2020
Surprising! School finds letting sick students stay home makes them healthier (Story)
Feb 20, 2020
Senior Slide becoming dangerously slippery (Story)
Feb 06, 2020
Facebook removes all posts captioned ‘New Year, New Me!’ to decrease the spread of misinformation (Story)
Dec 05, 2019
I don’t know what quid pro quo means and I’m too scared to ask at this point (Story)
Nov 21, 2019
Local turkey busy prepping for death (Story)
Nov 07, 2019
My professor saw me cry and now she’s my mom (Story)
Oct 24, 2019
Whitman unveils plans for “Resting Bitch Place”: Where the angriest bitches can finally rest (Story)
Oct 09, 2019
Yee: It’s spreading and it’s spreading fast (Story)
Sep 23, 2019
‘Food At Home’ Actually Tupperware of Slugs (Story)
Nov 29, 2018
Thanksgiving break reminds Whittie that most people fall somewhere between treebark-eating ultrafeminist and homophobic oil baron on political spectrum (Story)
Nov 09, 2018
Eligible voter with access to ballot fails to vote, is plagued all the days of her life (Story)
Oct 25, 2018
Whitman Boy’s Wealth Exposed over Parent’s Weekend (Story)
Oct 13, 2018
Please Resume All Normal Activity: White Students Fleeting Socially-Responsible Distaste for ASWC Forgotten After Four Day (Story)
Sep 28, 2018
Whitman changes mascot to Shrek to break Whitman bubble, integrate local onion culture (Story)
Apr 26, 2018
Local Man/Hero Sings Along to ‘N’ Word, Checks to See if Nearby POC Heard (Story)
Apr 19, 2018
6 Tips for Improving Your Self-Sabotage Skills this Spring (Story)
Apr 12, 2018
87 Percent of Students Crumbling Before Our Very Eyes (Story)
Mar 08, 2018
Sophomore Boy Tired of Being Mistaken for REI Mannequin (Story)
Mar 01, 2018
Local Man/Hero goes to one (1) P&P talk instead of treating the day like a holiday (Story)
Feb 15, 2018
Local Fuck-Buddies Forced to Define the Relationship after Gnarly Mid-Coital Fart (Story)
Feb 05, 2018
Whitman unveils new Environmental Studies–Hypocrisy major to accommodate vegan, H&M-wearing students (Story)
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Annelise Ellingboe