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Winston Weigand

Dec 07, 2017
When Will Our Government Address Minion Memes? (Story)
Oct 22, 2017
Scientists Discover that Literally No One Has Ever Bought an Album by Pitbull (Story)
Oct 08, 2017
Walla Walla Attacked by GAC! (Story)
Oct 04, 2017
What’s Better than This? Just Guys Bein’ Dudes. (Story)
Sep 28, 2017
8 Reasons to Avoid Contact with Me (Story)
Sep 11, 2017
Olympia Mayor: “iCarly Singlehandedly Destroyed Our Tourism Industry” (Story)
Aug 25, 2017
Quacking the Case: President Irrevocably Tarnished Donald Duck’s Reputation (Story)
May 04, 2017
Why One Local Voter Believes Hoverboards are the Most Pressing Issue in America (Story)
Apr 27, 2017
Divination Professor Already Aware of Students Cheating on Her Final (Story)
Apr 20, 2017
Things Your Grandma Might Say About a Bag of Coffee Beans (Story)
Apr 13, 2017
Whitman Vampires Speak Out (Story)
Mar 30, 2017
Sneezing in the Quiet Room: 5 Tips to Recover the Respect of Your Peers (Story)
Mar 09, 2017
Attention: If You or a Loved One Have Been Probed By Aliens, You May Be Entitled to Financial Compensation (Story)
Mar 02, 2017
Trump’s Security Chief Pick is Exactly Who We Expected: A Literal Bowl of Soup (Story)
Feb 23, 2017
In Support of Same-Sex Marriage, Two American Pizza Companies Have Gay-Married (Story)
Feb 09, 2017
In An Attempt to Smash Society’s Expectations, Men Across the Nation are Giving Birth (Story)
Jan 28, 2017
Penrose Library: “Book-up” Culture Gone Wild (Story)
Jan 26, 2017
Easy, Brie-sy, Beautiful: One Cheetos Artisan Tells All (Story)
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