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Maddie Ott

Mar 07, 2019
After 3 Weeks of Intense Love-Making, the Dreaded ‘Talk’ Comes Up Again, and The Whitman Student Body is Here For It! (Story)
Feb 24, 2019
Mystery Solved: Professor revealed to be garden gnome (Story)
Feb 14, 2019
Ground Crew Gives Up (Story)
Jan 28, 2019
In an Unsurprising Turn of Events, Reel Rock 13 Viewing Turns Into a Giant Whitman Orgy (Story)
Nov 29, 2018
The Perfect Gift For the Perfect Lift: Three Heroic Stories of Gift-Giving Found in Rides-Digest (Story)
Nov 25, 2018
Cause of Death: Florida (Story)
Nov 09, 2018
BREAKING: Bon Appetit revealed to be reason why Whitman College is a D3 school (Story)
Nov 01, 2018
Mom spends night in Jewett (Story)
Oct 22, 2018
New Study Reveals that Over One-Half Of Whitman Graduates Live Out of Van Post College (Story)
Oct 12, 2018
How to Survive These Times: Liberal Snowflake Edition (Story)
Oct 08, 2018
Feeling Extra Rebellious Whitman Student Steals a Chair From Tennis Tournament, Sets it in the Middle of Ankeny, Sits on it, Runs Away. (Story)
Sep 23, 2018
ORIENTATION IN REVIEW: IN A SURPRISING TURN OF EVENTS SEATTLE KIDS STICK TOGETHER (Story)
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