Whitman Wire

Maddie Ott

Oct 09, 2019
Whitman cycling team trades bikes for skateboards in an attempt to get laid more (Story)
Sep 26, 2019
Students Begin to Vomit for Pure Sport in Cleveland Commons (Story)
May 03, 2019
Summer Article: Family is Disappointed When Man Baby Returns Home From College Addicted To “Game of Thrones” (Story)
Apr 25, 2019
Community Poll: What are the Top 7 Things to Do in the Cleveland Bathrooms? (Story)
Apr 18, 2019
First Year Feels Is Reminded That They Are an Actual Child When They Have to Get Their Wisdom Teeth Removed (Story)
Apr 09, 2019
This article is not an advertisement (Story)
Apr 07, 2019
Administration Thrilled to Start Extermination After Squirrel Finally Bites and Kills Student (Story)
Apr 03, 2019
The Oracle Speaks (Story)
Mar 07, 2019
After 3 Weeks of Intense Love-Making, the Dreaded ‘Talk’ Comes Up Again, and The Whitman Student Body is Here For It! (Story)
Feb 24, 2019
Mystery Solved: Professor revealed to be garden gnome (Story)
Feb 14, 2019
Ground Crew Gives Up (Story)
Jan 28, 2019
In an Unsurprising Turn of Events, Reel Rock 13 Viewing Turns Into a Giant Whitman Orgy (Story)
Nov 29, 2018
The Perfect Gift For the Perfect Lift: Three Heroic Stories of Gift-Giving Found in Rides-Digest (Story)
Nov 25, 2018
Cause of Death: Florida (Story)
Nov 09, 2018
BREAKING: Bon Appetit revealed to be reason why Whitman College is a D3 school (Story)
Nov 01, 2018
Mom spends night in Jewett (Story)
Oct 22, 2018
New Study Reveals that Over One-Half Of Whitman Graduates Live Out of Van Post College (Story)
Oct 12, 2018
How to Survive These Times: Liberal Snowflake Edition (Story)
Oct 08, 2018
Feeling Extra Rebellious Whitman Student Steals a Chair From Tennis Tournament, Sets it in the Middle of Ankeny, Sits on it, Runs Away. (Story)
Sep 23, 2018
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