Whitman Wire

CJ Fritz

May 03, 2019
Student awarded internship grant, will spend summer being burned alive (Story)
Apr 09, 2019
ASL translator accused of gang activity (Story)
Apr 07, 2019
New couple not as cute as they think (Story)
Apr 03, 2019
Fans outraged as Stuart Little cast in live-action Ratatouille (Story)
Feb 24, 2019
Op-Ed: I vaccinated my kid and now he’s a nerd (Story)
Feb 14, 2019
Big Tobacco begins drowning smokers to lower lung cancer statistic (Story)
Jan 28, 2019
Greedy uncle lands dream job in Alumni Fundraising (Story)
Nov 25, 2018
Local bullying firm predicts return of “four-eyes” insult (Story)
Nov 09, 2018
Shocked congressmen realize Capitol Building looks like a boob (Story)
Nov 01, 2018
Mortified vegan accidentally swallows a gnat (Story)
Oct 19, 2018
Man quits therapy, gets girlfriend instead (Story)
Oct 12, 2018
Area Man Accidentally Voices Opinion on Israel (Story)
Oct 08, 2018
BIRKENSTALKER SITUATION NEUTRALIZED (Story)
Sep 28, 2018
Adidas customers burning merchandise after latest scandal (Story)
Sep 24, 2018
I Am Part of the Resistance Inside TKE (Story)
Sep 23, 2018
Area dog owners fed up with unpaid labor (Story)
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