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Anthony Reale is a sophomore English-Theatre double major from Los Angeles, CA.  He is currently the Humor Editor for The Wire.  He frequently mixes up the bands U2 and Coldplay.

Anthony Reale, Humor Editor

May 03, 2019
Tony Talks: Farewell (Story)
Apr 25, 2019
Long-term effects of Varsity Nordic’s 24-hour show begin to be seen (Story)
Apr 19, 2019
Influx of optimistic students breaks Whitties’ brains over Admitted Students’ Weekend (Story)
Apr 11, 2019
Seniors succumb to sophomore severity (Story)
Apr 07, 2019
BREAKING: Out of jail for now, Whitman College CFO walks free (Story)
Apr 03, 2019
Brave Whittie eats as many rocks as he possibly can during climbing trip over spring break (Story)
Mar 07, 2019
Administration grants students a snow day! (Story)
Feb 28, 2019
OCS finally commits murder to get a student to go abroad (Story)
Feb 24, 2019
Bluewood excited to announce new technique for keeping students at P&P (Story)
Feb 14, 2019
Serious epidemic hits Whitman! (Story)
Feb 08, 2019
Student Surveillance Soars to Sensational State! (Story)
Jan 28, 2019
After Success of Chuck E. Cleaves, Board of Trustees and Administrators Look to the Seas for New Way to Drain Endowment (Story)
Nov 16, 2018
Penrose Library excited to light books on fire to keep the bathrooms hellishly warm during this winter season (Story)
Nov 06, 2018
Is that the Hamburglar I just saw? (Story)
Oct 25, 2018
Zumba Club Arrested Over Ritual Sacrifice Allegations (Story)
Oct 21, 2018
Op-Ed: Satire & the Avoidance of Trauma (Story)
Oct 08, 2018
Reid Airlines Takes Off! (Story)
Sep 28, 2018
All campus statues to be retrofitted with speakers that endlessly blast “Business to Learn” (Story)
Sep 24, 2018
Theatre reportedly not doing another musical for the next 400,000 years (Story)
Sep 23, 2018
TonyTalks: Welcome Back (Story)
May 03, 2018
Best of 2017-2018: That One Fucking Annoying Kid is Abroad This Semester (Story)
Apr 26, 2018
Encounters Curriculum Shakedown! (Story)
Apr 12, 2018
Whitman Senior Fund Takes Sexy Turn (Story)
Feb 22, 2018
P&P Battens Down the Hatches as the White Feminists Approach, Rubbing their Hands Voraciously (Story)
Feb 08, 2018
White Smoke Billows Out of the Climbing Gym; Crowds Eagerly Await Announcement of next Rock Pope (Story)
Jan 30, 2018
Apple Files for New Patent, Making Youths Screech (Story)
Jan 25, 2018
Obituary: Class of 2021’s Individuality is Dead at 4 Months Old (Story)
Dec 05, 2017
On Writing Satire (Story)
Dec 05, 2017
Horoscope (As Coffee Drinks) (Story)
Nov 16, 2017
Where are they now? (Story)
Nov 09, 2017
Tonie Talks: Artisanal Apocalypse (Story)
Nov 02, 2017
“OP-ED:” I’m Angry and I Want to Yell Too! (Story)
Oct 25, 2017
Who’s on Amazon’s Corporate Leash? Us. (Story)
Oct 19, 2017
Tony Talks: Have a Nice Trip, See You Next Autumn (Story)
Oct 04, 2017
Tony Talks: Elon Musk is a Lizard (Story)
Sep 28, 2017
Tywen and Martina received a roast! (Story)
Sep 19, 2017
Tony Talks: Elevators and Extraterrestrials (Story)
Sep 11, 2017
SCANDAL: OP’s Did It Again (Story)
Aug 25, 2017
Whitman First-Years Shut Down School (Story)
May 12, 2017
In Remembrance (Story)
Apr 27, 2017
ComRADe: the Passionate Communism Housed Within Campus Skateboarding Culture (Story)
Apr 20, 2017
Whitman Trends (Story)
Apr 13, 2017
Bob Dylan Reluctantly Accepts Nobel Prize (Story)
Apr 06, 2017
In the News this Week (Story)
Mar 02, 2017
Je Suis Sweden (Story)
Feb 23, 2017
Disney Teaches Brutal Lesson about Global Warming by Shutting Down Club Penguin (Story)
Feb 23, 2017
Asteroid Heads Towards Earth, No One Cares (Story)
Feb 16, 2017
Sean Spicer Returns Home, Dignity Intact (Story)
Feb 09, 2017
Humor: Whitman Border Wall Reaches Completion (Story)
Jan 28, 2017
Where in the World is Lady Gaga’s Meat Dress? (Story)
Jan 26, 2017
Nate Silver To Be Burned At Stake For Incorrect Election Predictions (Story)
Jan 26, 2017
OP Introduces New Beginning Kayaking Trip in Reid Basement (Story)
Dec 07, 2015
The Distinct Importance of “Aesthetic” in My Life (Story)
Dec 04, 2015
Ray’s Anatomy (Story)
Dec 02, 2015
Meet Anthony (Story)
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