Spikeball isn’t real exercise and looks really stupid
Why do the palest guys ever take off their shirts on ankeny as soon as it’s like 59 degrees out
Low key STEM is super boring
Netflix just has a lot of mediocre stuff
Half of the people who go here only bought birkenstocks so they could fit in
Goprint sucks
Why is there always one random dude who unicycles around
No one who goes here is actually responsible enough to raise a dog at this point in their life
A lot of dudes take their intramural sport way too seriously
Nobody actually cares what any person’s thesis is about
A ‘thesis’ is literally just a longer than usual essay
All the sororities are more or less the same, regardless of what they tell you
Literally a quarter of our student body is just white dudes with brown hair who have really generic names like
If all the girls named some variation of ‘emma’ suddenly disappeared, the gender ratio would be like 50-50
No one cares if you’re ‘actually’ from Seattle
Does anyone actually know what the word ‘dialectic’ means
Some of the Chinese international students could pay tuition with their outfits
No one actually loves STEM majors
Literally like 5 people actually go through with making their own majors
Everyone threatens to transfer halfway through freshman year but only like 2 people actually do