Roasts of Tony
May 3, 2019
Ashlyn Quintus:
Anthony Reale… you mean a crepe!? Spread damn thin, but still sweet.
Maddie Ott:
Dearest Tony, I have not known you for very long so I am going to go for some low hanging fruit. You are really tall; sometimes I think that people always see you, but you never see other people. This is because you are so tall… burnnnnn, boo, got you.
Ann Karneus:
Anthony “Tony’s Sub Shop Slut” Reale is sexually attracted to sandwiches. Keep him away from your BLTs, your meatball subs, your paninis and even your hot dogs — otherwise, he WILL raw dog them.
CJ Fritz:
Anthony Reale likes his French fries with mayonnaise on top.