Be gluten free
Slap your friends
Cut into a doily for aesthetic reasons
Soak up spilled liquids
Take notes on in class
Feed the ducks
Use as a floaty device when your boat capsizes
Tell all your darkest secrets to it
Play a round of frisbee golf
Wear as a crop-top to the party
Give to your roommate as a peace offering
Swipe into the dining hall
Wear as a graduation cap when the big day comes
Cuddle with when sad and lonely
Take to the 80’s dance as your date
Whitman Wire • February 22, 2018 • https://whitmanwire.com/humor-page/2018/02/22/15-things-you-wouldnt-expect-to-not-do-with-a-corn-tortilla/