Pros:
An appropriate platform to flaunt increasingly obsolete skill set for potential employers
Somewhat satisfying to claim “limited working proficiency” for language other than English
Momentarily get parents off back for not planning for professional life after Whitman
Surprisingly useful tool to find attractive workplace suitors
Great to make sure you’re still doing better than that dickhead from high school
That’s about it
Cons
It’s kind of like Facebook but way shittier
Being in the prime of your life, yet still spending time attempting to sell soul to corporate America
Inevitable disappointment when zero job offers come in
Subsequent disappointment when you realize its because you’re not as impressive as previously thought
Sheer horror as you find out that the people you have been stalking get notified of you viewing their profile
Fuck Linkedin