Annie Wilkes

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Age: 21

Metaphorical age: 22

Looking for: someone to buy me Taco Bell

Gender: flawless

Hobbies: binge watching Investigation Discovery, binge watching Animal Planet, binge watching the History Channel, tree climbing, magnets.

Likes: oceans, tacos, cats, manly tears

Dislikes: bowling, tetris, gentle breezes, cauliflower

Deal-breakers: unhygienic fingernails, snapping, toe rings, neutral stance about Monsanto.

Deal-makers: didgeridoo skills, mullets.

Most private thing I’m willing to admit: I was bit by a squirrel when I was 10, and I enjoyed it.

Spirit animal: manta ray

Spirit color: clear

Inspirational quote: “You know my swag, not my story.”––Justin Bieber

On a typical Friday night I am: practicing underwater breathing

Personal statement: I’m not here to make friends, I’m here to win it all.  What you see is what you get, so never judge a book by its cover.  You don’t have to like me, but you do have to respect me.  For everything I’ve overcome to get to this point in my life, I’d like to thank not only God, but also Jesus. #blessed