“Kush rolled, glass full. I prefer the better things.”- Drake
Happy holidaze! It’s the most wonderful time of the year! Here at the Backpage, we decided to chronicle a day in the life of the average Whittie on 4/20. It seems not much happens, but quality over quantity, right? Holla!
11 a.m.: Skip bio and have a couple holiday treats.
12 p.m.: Lunch in Jewett. Thank god for unlimited deserts, and Froot Loops.
1-2:20 p.m.: Art history, which was unusually interesting.
3 p.m.: Smoke and be merry.
4:20 p.m.: Listen to “Dark Side of the Moon”, watch “Wizard of Oz” without volume.
6 p.m.: Dinner of pizza and burrrrrr (beer).
8 p.m.: Get some friends; Rebelution, and pass it.
10 p.m.: Goodnight bowl, goodnight’s sleep.
