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Vol. CLIV, Issue 6
Whitman news since 1896

Whitman Wire

Whitman news since 1896

Whitman Wire

Letter from Lucuma

At Around: Female, Blonde

Red hoodie. You’re really cute. I can’t wait to see you in psych tomorrow.

Lucuma says: OH MY FUCKING GOD!!1 WHEN WILL MEN ON THIS CAMPUS GROW SOME GODDAMN BALLS? I’M SICK OF ALL THIS PANSY ‘GET TO KNOW YOU’ SISSY BULLSHIT. JUST ASK ME ON A DATE!! WHAT ARE YOU AFRAID OF? REJECTION!?!? REAL MEN DON’T GIVE TWO SHITS ABOUT REJECTION. THEY SAY, “REJECTION? WHAT’S THAT? WHATEVER IT IS, IT’S NEVER HAPPENED TO ME.” REAL MEN WALK AROUND IN TIGHT PANTS SO I CAN SEE THEIR GIGANTIC, BULGING NUTS, SOMETHING YOU OBVIOUSLY DON’T HAVE YOU ANTI-MASCULINE UN-CONFIDENT ANTI-SLUT. DON’T WANT TO ASK ME ON A DATE? ASK ME FOR CASUAL SEX!! AT LEAST HAVE THE BALLS TO MAKE A (POTENTIALLY) UNWANTED SEXUAL ADVANCE. THAT’S WHAT MEN DO RIGHT!! MY V-CARD ISN’T GOING TO TAKE ITSELF!!

Grape says: Lucuma knows what’s up.

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