The Backpage managed to snag a copy of this new club’s constitution for our faithful readers.
Article I: Name
Nicki Minaj Fan Club (NMFC)
Article II: Mission
We’re making somethin’ fresh. We’re hoping to create an environment for all Harajuku barbies and bad bitches to shine because we’re hotter than a Middle Eastern climate. We plan to get rid of all da haters and da hoes because we’ll pop you and then we’ll pop ya sista. We give a lot of money to the babies out in Haiti.
Article III: Membership
Sucka free.
Article IV: Executive Board
We Are Young Money.
Article V: Meetings
We meet on Pink Fridays.
Contact Info: 718-SIT-URASSDOWN
