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Vol. CLIV, Issue 8
Whitman news since 1896

Whitman Wire

Whitman news since 1896

Whitman Wire

Weird things to do in a sauna:

  • Ice cream social
  • Bring in a pound and a half of candy corn that you have nibbled all of the tips off and then offer it to others in the sauna before saying, “Oh no! This candy corn has no tips!”
  • Start a sit-in to bring back YakBaks
  • Drag a desk covered in some files, office clutter, a fax machine and a Newton’s Cradle desk ornament into the sauna and wait for people to come in so you can say, “You’re late for your interview.”
  • Bring a prospie!
  • Break up
  • Slumber party!
  • Bring your five-year-old cousin and say, “Cousin, this miasmic portal is where Sesame Street characters come to die.”
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