YACHT Concert - Reid Ballroom (Thursday Nov. 29th @ 7pm) YACHT is a dance-pop band from Portland, Oregon and is currently based in Los Angeles. Join WEB for their last concert of the semester! Fridays...

(Note: We tried to write a celebrity gossip column for the first issue of The Consumer, but we became too consumed in our vices and instead became fodder for gossip.) Let's start with the fatties of...