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Vol. CLIV, Issue 6
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Liberal Arts Graduates Solve World Peace

Liberal Arts Graduates Solve World Peace

Pamela London April 3, 2014
At long last, the wait is over. The problem of world peace has been solved—by liberal arts students, nonetheless.

Pio Picks

Hannah Bartman April 3, 2014

A Cool Lecture You Want to Attend But Probably Can't Because You Have Too Much Homework: Yeah, you should go. Probably Thursday at 7 p.m., academic building Rager at Frat Come drink beer and...

Whitties Do Drink

Dylan Tull April 3, 2014

In a scandal that shocked Whitman administration but didn't surprise a single Whitman student, the student pictured in a recent "Most Whitties Don't Drink" campaign poster drinks. A lot. Like, I mean a...

Percival Dazzles Campus with Style, Physique

Percival Dazzles Campus with Style, Physique

Skye Vander Laan April 3, 2014
Jack Percival is without a doubt the hottest piece of action on Whitman campus. Everybody is already queuing up to meet the virile, visionary vice-president from Nevada. Yet what is all the buzz about? Read on to find out.

Pioneer Opinion Editor Kyle Seasly Shows Up for First Sunday Meeting of Semester

Shelly Le April 3, 2014
Is it a bird? Is it a plane? No, it's just junior Opinion Editor Kyle Seasly showing up for his first Pioneer budgeting meeting of the semester.

Flannel, School Spirit In at Whitman

Rosemary Hanson April 3, 2014
More students then ever dress in school colors.

Pioneer to Feature Only Divestment Articles

Sarah Cornett April 3, 2014

Following increased pressure from students, the editorial board of The Pioneer has decided to forgo its normal publishing material to exclusively feature articles about the divestment movement. The...

News Briefs

Molly Johanson April 3, 2014
All the news that's fit to print... and then some.

The Pio Regrets…

Shelly Le April 3, 2014

Editor-in-Chief Shelly Le regrets that she is spending her 22nd birthday night at the best place on earth... the Pio office! She also regrets that she hasn't ordered enough pizza for production nights...

Numbers in the News

Emily Lin-Jones April 3, 2014

$500,000,000 Raised last year for George Bridges's "Bow is the Tie" Campaign, dedicated to preserving a presidential dress code for future generations of Whitties. 37 Number of times Whitman students...

News in Brief

Dylan Tull April 3, 2014
President Obama and Russian Prime Minister Putin came to an agreement over the tense Ukraine conflict this morning. Obama decided he was cool with Putin taking Crimea if the U.S. could have the other half of it.
Police Inaction Leads to Destruction of the Condemned House

Police Inaction Leads to Destruction of the Condemned House

Evelyn Levine March 28, 2013

The Walla Walla Police Department decided to implement a new strategy with the parties at Condemned: Do nothing. "Because parties are nearly every weekend, we thought to try to let the party manage...

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