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Vol. CLIV, Issue 9
Whitman news since 1896

Whitman Wire

Whitman news since 1896

Whitman Wire

Divestment stages coup, secedes from union

Sam Chapman April 2, 2015

Wearing masks made from locally-grown hemp fibers, members of the Whitman Campus Climate Challenge stormed the administrative offices in Memorial Hall yesterday, defenestrating President Jorge Ponts and...

Jack Issue Letter from the Editors

Aleida Fernandez April 2, 2015

Dear Student Body: We give up. After nine months of listening to protests, staying up way too late on Production Night, responding to angry emails from frat presidents, falling asleep at ASWC senates...

Board Announces Real World Application Classes

Martina Pansze April 2, 2015

The Academic Affairs Committee of the Board of Trustees announced Thursday that their largest priority for the Fall 2015 semester is to incorporate more courses that are relevant and applicable to college...

Sweets Facing Unique Allegations

Cole Anderson April 2, 2015

In a recent report from the Ultiworld online website (for those who don't know, which is presumably a lot, this is the college Ultimate Frisbee website), the Whitman Ultimate Frisbee teams have received...

Ultimate promoted to varsity status

Ultimate promoted to varsity status

Riley Foreman April 2, 2015

After many years of contemplation, Club Sports Director Skip Molitor and Athletics Director Dean Snider have decided to promote Ultimate Frisbee to a varsity sport, effective immediately.The two gentlemen...

Actual Cannibal Shia LaBeouf Assaults Whitman Students

Zan McPherson April 2, 2015

On the night of Monday March 30, 2015, after the first day of classes for most Whitman College students, President Jorge Ponts sent an official warning email to the entire community. Although it was hitherto...

Ponts joins mascot debate

Lachlan Johnson April 2, 2015

President Jorge Ponts has shocked the Whitman community last week by coming out in favor of discarding the college's traditional mascot, the Pioneers" in favor of the Komodo Dragons. Ponts' decision...

First-years Prepare for Celibacy

Allie Donahue April 2, 2015

On page 777 of the 2014 edition of the "Fiske Guide to Colleges," the edition that the first-year class is most likely to have consulted, a student advises, "Prepare for celibacy if you're an average...

Whitman fraternity wins prize for peace

Audrey Kelly April 2, 2015

As the exclusively American "Greek" system is shunned by woefully unrespected celebrities such as Will Ferrell, Whitman has once again proven that everything about it goes above and beyond when Whitman's...

Artholes Abound on Campus

Kamna Shastri April 2, 2015

Lorry Walot took a whole three minutes to create the masterpiece that now hangs in the Stevens Gallery. The piece is a black cotton sheet. It is creaseless, without a speck of white thread or a puff ball. Walot...

A Conversation with the EIC and Publisher

Natalie Berg April 2, 2015

A member of the Missionary staff interviewed Editor-in-Chief Emma Johnson-Lee and Publisher Elena Hernandez about their time at Whitman College and working for the Missionary. Missionary: What's your...

Issue 8 // Voices From The Flock

Issue 8 // Voices From The Flock

Skye Vander Laan April 3, 2014

What's wrong with society? Videographer Skye Vander Laan polls the duck community on campus.

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