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Whitman Wire

Vol. CLIV, Issue 9
Whitman news since 1896

Whitman Wire

Whitman news since 1896

Whitman Wire

Who Stole My Seasonal Pies?: Part II

Who Stole My Seasonal Pies?: Part II

Rosemary Hanson December 5, 2013
A continuing search to right the wrongs done against a certain pie-eater.

Family Questions, How to Avoid Them

Elena Aragon December 5, 2013
Here at The Pioneer, we want to provide you with some acceptable and not-so-acceptable responses to aid in your conversations coming up soon.

Turkey Drop Update

Evelyn Levine December 5, 2013
The “Turkey Drop” is a term referring to the ending, or "dropping," of a relationship, specifically long-distance (often with a high school student and first-year in college) that is ended over Thanksgiving break when the college student returns home. The common reasoning is that the college student finds more opportunity for sexual encounters that comes with more “maturity” at school.

This Is a Headline (Get It?)

Elena Aragon December 2, 2013
Oh woops, it's article time again... can I go home yet?
Dont Trust Bee in Anderson 203

Don’t Trust Bee in Anderson 203

Melina Hughes November 21, 2013

Oh my god guys, let me tell you. I moved here from Indiana with the dream of getting a good liberal arts education, but you will not believe what I have had to put up with! So my roommate is a total...

Give Hoot about Oxford Comma

Rosemary Hanson November 21, 2013
This is important, crucial, necessary, and pressing!

Why Wear Whitman Sweatshirts?

Evelyn Levine November 21, 2013

I don't understand why people wear Whitman College sweatshirts at Whitman College. Sensibly speaking, there are two 1-2 reasons people tell me to defend wearing a Whitman sweatshirt at Whitman. 1. To...

Date Dry-Spell

Molly Johanson November 21, 2013

I know that I'm not the only student who suffers from a lack of dates. Is it too much to ask? Girl just wants some dates on a Friday night, maybe with dinner or a movie. I'd even like a date or two at...

Ode to That Girl Who Jogs Past My House Every Day (A Sonnet)

Rosemary Hanson November 21, 2013

Rosy-fingered dawn is not yet up And paper-ridden, I am not yet down Yet ‘ere the Starbucks sells its opening cup You are awake and jogging through the town   Each day in hot-pink...

Students Just Want Snacks!

Students Just Want Snacks!

Rosemary Hanson November 14, 2013
Students just won't shut up about all the snacks they're having... or lack thereof.
Snackspose

Snackspose

Melina Hughes November 14, 2013
Should I eat a snack? In short, the answer is yes.
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