Whitman news since 1896

Whitman Wire

Vol. CLIV, Issue 9
Whitman news since 1896

Whitman Wire

Whitman news since 1896

Whitman Wire

Spring Break Dos, Don’ts, Maybes?

Rosemary Hanson March 13, 2014
Maximize your fun while minimizing bodily injury!

How to Have The Best Spring Break Ever!

Tara McCulloch March 13, 2014
Everything I know about spring break I learned from movies.
Spring Break Mad-Lib

Spring Break Mad-Lib

Natalie Berg March 13, 2014
Have fun ________-ing on your Spring _______!
Students List Plans for Weeks of Relaxation

Students List Plans for Weeks of Relaxation

Elena Aragon March 13, 2014
Who can focus on midterms when spring break plans are just so much better?

Fun Facts about the Female Body

Rosemary Hanson March 6, 2014
Men just can't seem to understand women's bodies. From the wandering womb to the excessive ear hair, female anatomy is one big fat mystery. Here are a few little-known facts about the female body to help enlighten our male readers.
#liberated: Tweets From a Well-Intentioned Feminist

#liberated: Tweets From a Well-Intentioned Feminist

Natalie Berg March 6, 2014
Check out my twitter feed about everything feminist @verbosefeminist. Let's empower women—even if gender doesn't actually exist since it's totally a societal construct. You can read about this in my thesis. #liberated
Three Tips for the Fashionable Feminist

Three Tips for the Fashionable Feminist

Tara McCulloch March 6, 2014
Ladies! Tired of fashion magazines' unattainable standards of beauty? We have the latest and greatest spring trends that will also help you smash the patriarchy.
Fake Ad: Self-Burning Bra

Fake Ad: Self-Burning Bra

Natalie Berg March 6, 2014

Desperate to take a stand for feminism? Want to, say, burn your bra? We've found a way to ease your struggle: the self-burning bra automatically goes up in flames every six hours and rematerializes...

Students Judge Books By Their Covers

Students Judge Books By Their Covers

Tara McCulloch February 27, 2014
No matter what they learned as children or what their parents told them, data shows that the vast majority of students are still judging books by their covers.
Sunshine Disrupts Senior Hibernation

Sunshine Disrupts Senior Hibernation

Melina Hughes February 27, 2014
Grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr Theeessiiiiissss
Harry Potter Crossword Puzzle

Harry Potter Crossword Puzzle

Natalie Berg February 27, 2014

Clues: Across 1. This mirror shows your longings 4. He was a good elf 7. Trelawney's "subject" 8. Harry's mother 9. Fudge's replacement 11. Hogsmeade sweet shoppe 13. This professor...

Wedding (Taco) Bells Ring for Senior

Wedding (Taco) Bells Ring for Senior

Molly Johanson February 27, 2014
This is Nacho engagement.
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