“It looks like it’s going to rain,” the supermarket checkout girl said.
“When it rains, it pours.” I replied.
Her name tag said "Claire." I looked at Claire’s hands. She had dirt under her...
After much reflection, Walla Walla native Jim Schindler formally announced that his one and a half year old son, Tommy, does not yet deserve the recognition of personhood.
“Once he was born there...
A recent poll shows that 88 percent of Whitties care deeply about other people thinking that they’re politically correct. Even if you don't care much about making a show of how PC you are, it's important...
Plans have recently been approved to allow a new vendor to begin selling large sheets of bubble wrap for students to wrap around themselves in an effort to protect their fragile self esteems from the difficult...
The push for divestment has become a heated topic over the last few years, with much of the student body and ASWC voicing their strong support for moving Whitman investments into non-fossil fuel related...
Kanye drops new single entitled "Intersectional Feminism"
Bon Appétit releases most exciting pasta bake yet
Whitman ranked #1 for "Best Watered Sidewalks" by Princeton Review
National shortage...
Whitman College authorities have opened up a Missing Persons Investigation in the case of first-year John Johnson, who was last seen on Aug. 28 as he moved into his first-year residence hall.
The College...
This week: Listserv Madness
Dear Backpage,
I’m a new student here at Whitman. I’ve been having a great orientation so far (I only called my RA “mom” twice!!!), but there’s one...
If there’s anything we at the Backpage know to be true in this world, it’s that we can tell a lot about a person based on their sandal tan. See which one matches your personality!
Birkenstock
Wearers of...
In light of recent events, Whitman College has decided to make a new fraternity solely for prospective students. It will be named Sigma Upsilon Kappa (otherwise known as SUK) and will only allow prospective students to join as members. What could possibly be the reason for this new fraternity?
